"My doctor warned me that since I was a caffeine addict, some side effects would occur. He rattled them off like the quickly speaking voice in medical commercials."…
'Imagine being perpetually immortalized in perhaps your most emotional public moment because a bunch of high schoolers keep putting your face on stuff.'…
The perfect playlist for attracting votes from the music-fan demographic without compromising your xenophobia or commitment to American exceptionalism.…
Once again, thanks to the internet, another uncomfortable rite of adolescent passage has disappeared. But the awkward stage, despite its unpleasantries, is necessary.…