Anne Ertle, John Carroll University

When your #1 ditches you for another country, here are five ways to make it suck less.

Anne Ertle, John Carroll University

The most difficult competition is “Swimming,” as in “I’m swimming in student loans.” That one we all lose.

Anne Ertle, John Carroll University

Who knows how many we have left?

Anne Ertle, John Carroll University

“Being an introvert essentially means you can do anything you want—avoid people, ignore phone calls, cut short small talk—and blame your introversion.”

Anne Ertle, John Carroll University

A guide for spring cleaning that has standards appropriately low enough for college students.

Anne Ertle, John Carroll University

On the bright side, it wasn’t crowded.

Anne Ertle, John Carroll University

Lost your PFW invite too? When life hands you lemons, do what the models do: juice them, add cayenne pepper and extend your master cleanse.

Anne Ertle, John Carroll University and Guest Contributor

You’re going to need a clean groutfit, at least one streaming service, several Canada Dry’s and a window with a view that makes you melancholic.

Anne Ertle, John Carroll University and Guest Contributor

Episodes 1-12 of every ‘Bachelor’ follow a subtle, but completely uniform pattern, and I’ve decoded it.

Anne Ertle, John Carroll University and Guest Contributor

At one point, Eddie says, ‘I’m a millennial type of guy. I dig world music, I think freons should be banned. I’m into yoga and macrobiotic food, you know?’ Case closed.