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Texas Alcohol Laws: Can’t Live With ‘Em, Pass the Beer Nuts

The Battle of the Alcohol.
August 13, 2015
7 mins read

The interesting thing about Texas alcohol laws is that the state actually has a surprising mix of remarkably conservative and liberal drinking rules.

They are generally pro-Texan, pro-family and pro-Christian, which at times amusingly conflict. The result is a unique scattershot of contradictions that you could only find in Texas.

For instance, several archaic blue laws restrict when and where alcohol can be purchased in the state. While it seems like common sense to Texans that only liquor stores would sell liquor, only eleven other states practice the concept.

Certain holidays further restrict the sale of liquor, forbidding these vestiges of hard alcohol to be open on Sundays, Thanksgiving, New Year’s Day and Christmas Day, in a nod to the Christian origins of many state laws, as well as time-honored crowd control tactics.

However, liquor can be consumed at restaurants on Sundays before noon as long as the drink is paired with food. And — important college tip — liquor and alcohol consumption is legal at 10:00 a.m. on Sunday at sporting events, festivals or wineries, so just convince your friends that you’re that going to ACL Weeks 1 and 2 for love of the music.

Texas beer
The national beer of Texas. (Image via HEB)

Time restrictions for alcohol are common, but Texas has a few unique twists on traditional serving hours. Beer and wine can be sold from 7:00 a.m. to midnight Monday through Friday, from 7:00 a.m. til 1:00 on Saturday, and from noon to midnight on Sunday.

Not so fast though, as in Texas no alcohol can be sold on Sundays that exceeds 17 percent ABV. So certain mixers, wines and other concoctions — though non-liquor products — still fall into the realm of “Tools of Satan” and are verboten on Sundays.

Texas’ infamous dry counties are another legal minefield that its drinking citizens have to navigate. If you’ve ever been at a ranch in Texas and driven two hours on a beer run, then you know how annoying these can be. They’re usually a byproduct of outdated laws and a lack of reason to update them. 

In actuality though, there are very few true dry counties. Legally, a dry county means all forms of alcohol consumption and purchase are illegal everywhere in the county, whereas in wet counties all forms of alcohol consumption are legal everywhere in the county.

As a result, most counties in Texas are mixed counties, allowing alcohol laws to differ from area to area.

Take Irion County, where only beer is legal, or Rusk County, where beer, wine and mixed beverages are permitted — but only in restaurants.The state is full of these non-sequiturs, and upon inspection begins to resemble a giant Rubik’s Cube of different combinations of alcohol laws: fun for a time but ultimately frustrating and impossible to figure out if you’ve been drinking.

The flip side of Texas’ antiquated drinking laws, like the uncle who only parties when his wife’s not around, are quite fun. For instance, Texas is one of only 10 states in which parents can purchase alcohol for minors so long as the parents are visible.

Johnny Manziel brought this gem of a law to the public’s attention when he was harangued for visiting Avenu Lounge in Dallas with his parents. Despite the bad press, Mr. Football broke no Texas laws. Parents can buy their children alcohol at any age in Texas.

Another group of legal underage-drinking enablers, spouses, can share a drink thanks to a similar loophole. So long as one half of the marital duo is of legal drinking age, they take on guardianship responsibilities for their partner and can legally buy them drinks.

While it’s not author-recommended, marrying an older spouse is perhaps the quickest way to underage drinking, though it does entail spending a lifetime with that person.

The rules get weirder.

Some alcohol prohibitions exist in Texas that many of its citizens are unaware of, only noticing when their purchase of booze is obstructed. For instance, dry counties such as Houston Heights circumvent the rules by forming private “drinking clubs.”

These clubs are the only legal way to consume alcohol in the county. The registration, however, consists of presenting a driver’s license to the doorman, which bars require anyway. As a result, many citizens of Houston Heights have drank for years without knowing their country is legally dry.

And in perhaps the most uniquely Texan drinking proposition, the sale of alcohol at gun shows was suggested in 2014. This law would have combined beer and firearms, the unofficial symbols on the Texas coat of arms. Unfortunately, voters struck down the law over fears of possible accidents, dealing a body blow to the American dream.

There is consolation though, in knowing that a state district court pronounced a ban on drinking beer while floating rivers to be unconstitutional, providing heartening evidence that there is still cause for hope in the Lone Star State.

So, while Texas may boast some of the more buzz-killing alcohol laws in the country, they counterbalance the sobriety of Sundays with the freedom to drink with your parents. And while sales of alcohol stop at midnight, underage spouses can drink all night if they marry the right person.

Drinking in Texas ends up being a gamble — which may be legally paired with alcohol in bet-free games — because occasionally the odd dry-county laws or a weird Sunday 17 percent snafu will ruin a night, but the drive-thru daiquiris, beer-laden river floats and hope of alcohol at gun shows do more than their fair share to make drinking in Texas pretty fun.

22 Comments

  1. So convoluted… Us Texans really just need to spend a day to clean up this alcohol mess. Selling only needs one rule outside licensing and permits- you can sell it 7 days a week between 8 AM – 2 AM. Done. Over complication problem fixed.

  2. I agree they’re convoluted laws as I grew up here in Texas… but man oh man, when I visited Pennsylvania their laws made Texas liquor laws look tame in comparison.

  3. Houston Heights County? Nope, it’s even weirder. It’s a neighborhood with its own dry law, within the City of Houston which is within the County of Harris 🙂

  4. As a native Texan, its idiotic to have the drinking age be 21, and its stupid to have hours on when you can buy a drink. If you got money and you want to have a beer at 3 am, you should be able to.

  5. Why call these outdated laws? Alcohol is the deadliest drug causes more death pain and total destruction of life than ANY and all others combined. More deaths to Americans than all wars. Not to mention child abuse domestic violence murder assault and a hundred more. Time to revisit these laws make them stricter. Bars must shut down by 10 pm. All bars and clubs

    Public consumption must be banned. Sporting event consumption must be banned

    Before you try futilely to dispute my facts you can’t. It’s not just a fact it’s the truth. Alcohol is THE drug of death and violence.

  6. I work at night if I get off and really need a beer after dealing with the mess at work, I should be able to buy a beer anytime on a Friday. I don’t drink the rest of the week only the weekend.. Shit Texas upgrade!!!! Laws are crazy in Texas, I have been to other states and was in total shock….. They sell even in corner stores I was going crazy!!!!! And it’s cheaper!!!!!!!!…. But Texas is stuck in some kind of time zone. Smh!

  7. I’ll play along with your argument to increase bans of alcohol due to drinking risks, Jim Johnson, so long as you agree to ban all fast food for anyone with a BMI over 30, and ban all smoking to everyone (equally, if not more harmful)…. hope you’re not a big man, or smoke… that would make you a hypocrite.

  8. Here on vacation for a weekend from Denver. It is now Sunday and because of other people’s religious choices I can’t go buy liquor Lol sure at noon I can get beer I guess but I prefer liquor. Making it beer and wine only on Sunday promotes obesity because people just gonna drink whole bunch of either as opposed to just taking a shot. Religious belief oppression imposed by government at its best. Will never come back to this backward ass state thankfully I leave tomorrow. Its not the early 90’s anymore fuck in Greene’s!

  9. C’mon rednecks dang autocorrect caught me again. My tablet never seen some words ever before coming to texas. Have a much clearer understanding why Coloradans despise Texans so m much now. Especially their driving.

  10. I agree with you Donna Drake about Jim Johnson’s comment but I’ll add that he most likely lives in the back woods of trailer.

  11. Stopped for my weekly groceries at 11 AM at target in Dallas Texas today after church . Grabbed a 12 pack of beer. Had to leave it at check out. Ridiculous!!

  12. I always thought Texas was about personal freedom and responsibility, what a joke. Quit treating people like they were 12 years old, this isn’t the 1920’s anymore.

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