A Comprehensive Guide To The Magic That is Sufjan Stevens

A Comprehensive Guide to the Magic That Is Sufjan Stevens

Everything you wanted to know about Sufjan and then some superfluous stuff.
January 29, 2016
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Sufjan Stevens, Deconstructed Into Several Lists

Everything you wanted to know about Sufjan and then some superfluous stuff.

By John Miles, Santa Fe College

Following his 2015 album Carrie and Lowell, Sufjan Stevens further cemented his status as an ever-evolving and all-around brilliant artist.

To pay respects to him, I’ve created a comprehensive guide that’s designed to 1) assist people who are interested in his work but don’t exactly know where to start, and 2) indirectly inspire pure and unchecked rage in the hearts of current Sufjan fans, who are sure to (and should be allowed to) vehemently disagree with certain aspects of these lists. We’ll start with a classic.

Top Ten Sufjan Songs

10. Futile Devices (Age of Adz)

9. Sleeping Bear, Sault Ste. Marie (Michigan)

8. Should Have Known Better (Carrie And Lowell)

7. For The Widows In Paradise, For The Fatherless In Ypsalanti (Michigan)

6. The Dress Looks Nice On You (Seven Swans)

5. Blue Bucket Of Gold (Carrie And Lowell)

4. The Only Thing (Carrie And Lowell)

3. To Be Alone With You (Seven Swans)

2. Casimir Pulaski Day (Illinois)

1. Chicago (Illinois)

 Top Opening Lines

One of the marks of a great songwriter lies in the effect created by the opening lines to their songs. However, a great opening line doesn’t always translate to a great song, and vice versa.

For example, “Chicago” is arguably his best song, but in the opening line, Sufjan isn’t trying to do anything particularly special: I fell in love again. That’s it. He fell in love again.

An opening line doesn’t need to be overtly poetic—all it needs to do is captivate your interest. With that being said, here are ten of Sufjan’s most poetic and most captivating opening lines.

10. It’s been a long, long time/since I memorized your face (Futile Devices)

9. Wolverine/Homecoming queen/Took the train/To Pickeral Lake (Wolverine)

8. My blue bucket of gold/friend, why don’t you love me? (Blue Bucket Of Gold)

7. Everything You are/Is everything we have (A Sun Came)

6. I’m drawn to the blood/flight of a one-winged dove (Drawn to the Blood)

5. One dark day the trees began a marching sound (Marching Band)

4. Once a great place. Now a Prison. (Oh Detroit, Lift Up Your Weary Head (Rebuild! Restore! Reconsider!))

3. I can see a lot of life in you (The Dress Looks Nice On You)

2. Light struck from the lemon tree (Eugene)

1. Spirit of my silence, I can hear you (Death With Dignity)

Top Ten Strangest Christmas Songs

If you’re just trying Sufjan Stevens for the first time, perhaps you feel like it’s all a bit too polished, a bit too perfect or maybe too tight.

While this may indeed be a valid critique, I’d like to introduce to you the third list, which will hopefully act as a sort of counter-argument to the idea that his music is, well, too perfected.

Most people hear soft-spoken indie folk Sufjan, but I’m here to inform you that Sufjan is much more than that. Give one listen to this list, and you’ll see that he’s not exactly a tender, angel-voiced middle-aged man after all; no, in fact he’s far from it: he’s a madman.

10. Christmas Unicorn

9. We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Silver & Gold CD 2)

8. Holy, Holy, etc.

7. Get Behind Me, Santa!

6. Happy Karma Christmas

5. Ding-a-ling-a-ring-ling

4. Jingle Bells (Silver & Gold CD 2)

3. I Am Santa’s Helper

2. Mr. Frosty Man

1. Particle Physics

Top Ten Most Clever Song Titles

In addition to being 1) a sensitive, introspective musician and 2) an absolute madman, Mr. Stevens also possesses quite the wit. Here are some of his funniest song titles.

10. Holy, Holy, etc.

9. Movement VII (Finale):The Emperor of Centrifuge

8. Did I Make You Cry on Christmas Day? Well, You Deserved It!

7. Let’s hear that string part again, because I don’t think they heard it all the way out in Bushnell

6. Come On, Feel The Illinoise! Part 1: The World’s Columbian Exposition Part 2: Carl Sandburg Visits Me In A Dream

5. Year of the Asthmatic Cat

4. To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves an Inner Tube, Bath Mats, and 21 Able-bodied Men

Let’s catch our breath for a minute. Yes, current and potential fans, these are actual song titles. Now let’s continue.

3. Prairie Fire That Wanders About

2. They Are Night Zombies!! They are neighbors!! They have come back from the dead!! Ahhhh!

1. The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You’re Going to Have to Leave Now, or, ‘I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!’

One could certainly make the case that a truly great artist, in whatever field(s) of art he fall or she falls into, will never cease to evolve (or at least attempt to evolve) their work.

Stevens defines the word evolve: he evolves his lyric writing, and he constantly evolves as a musician. (Did you know that he co-released a rap album with rappers Son Lux and Serengeti in 2014? And that he played an instrument called the “guitalin”–of which there are only 27 in existence–on his latest album?)

But the craziest part is, these changes always just seem to happen overnight. Sufjan Stevens is operating in an artistic world based on macroevolution. Odds are, he’ll continue to evolve just as rapidly as he has in the past because, well, that’s just what Sufjan does.

1 Comment

  1. I take it you didn’t like Age of Adz? Folk Sufjan is my favorite version, but Impossible Soul and I Want To Be Well are two of his greatest achievements.

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