Staying in on Halloween has always been kind of lame, but those days are over now. To make Halloween 2019 your most questionable, gather whatever friends and spirits wander your grounds and play this game at your own risk. Add up your precious points and secure your place as the spookiest of them all, but remember, holiday mix-ups will cost you! Stay in the spirit and win big. Slip up and lose everything. Start wherever and choose your actions freely, but if you get a “JUMP,” your next move must be from the category of the same number. There’s no end to this game, so stop and tally up whenever you want, or ignore the points and continue for eternity. This list can alternately be used as a personal checklist.

1. Throw a Party (Classic first round)

  1. Have a classic rager. +300
  2. 13 Guests attend. +100 (JUMP TO 2)
  3. Pour up some eggnog. -100 (wrong holiday)
  4. Watch a violent movie. Drink every time somebody dies. +500
  5. Watch “Fear and Loathing.” Drink every time they do drugs. +500
  6. Watch any “Scooby-Doo” movie. Drink every time:
    • Shaggy gets spooked +500
    • Someone says “Jinkies!” +500
  7. Watch “The Nightmare Before Christmas.” +0 (neutral)
  8. Trip-or-treat. +350 (JUMP TO 4 or 8)
  9. Fill a Stocking. -75

2. Throw a Dinner Party

  1. Order pizza. +10
  2. Cook Halloween-themed food. +250
  3. Serve patriotic hot dogs. -100 (JUMP TO 9)
  4. Start food fight. +500
  5. Suggest truth or dare. +500
  6. Have a vision. +500 (JUMP TO 3)

3. Get Into the Spirit

  1. Carve a pumpkin. +150
  2. Cook holiday-themed food. +250. (JUMP TO 2)
  3. Do a backbend and crawl around. +500
  4. Deck the halls with boughs of holly. -150
  5. Proclaim a witch hunt. -2019 (JUMP TO 4)

4. Start A Cult (Strategic Move)

  1. Watch “Midsommar.” +1000
    • Without finishing. -970
    • Avert your eyes. -100
    • Drink ergot wine +2000 (JUMP TO 1)
  2. Begin initiation +300
  3. Sacrifice a member +500 (JUMP TO 2)

5. Play a Game

  1. Ouija +1000
    1. With friends +1000 (chicken out -900) (JUMP TO 2)
    2. Alone +1500 (chicken out -900)
    3. By candlelight +100
    4. Share Message. +2500 (JUMP TO 6)
    5. Summon a spirit. +5000 (AUTOMATIC WIN!)

6. Scare Children (Unethical move)

  1. Terrorize via “Club Penguin.” +300
  2. Yell through a car window. +100 (going outside = -100)
  3. Chase down the road. +50 (going outside = -100)

7. Be Nostalgic

  1. Put on last year’s costume. +50 (JUMP TO 10)
  2. Roast chestnuts by the open fire. -300
  3. Play “Sims.” +250
    • Put Sim in Halloween costume. + 250
    • Make Sim cook toaster pastry. +1000
    • Realize we’re living in a simulation. +500 (JUMP TO 6)
  4. Eat candy. +75

8. Be Alone (Deceptive Move)

  1. Watch something of your choice. +500
    1. Eat a snack of your choice. +150
    2. Call a family member. +200 (Grandparents +150)
    3. Call ex-lover. -1000 (JUMP TO 10)

9. Do Homework

  1. Write a paper. -500
    1. Transcribe for spirit. (JUMP TO 4)
  2. Study for exam. -550
  3. Quit halfway through, and go out. +900 (going outside = -100)
  4. Procrastinate. (JUMP TO 7)

10. Be Romantic (Power Move)

  1. Invite over Lover. +700
    1. In Costume +700
    2. Convince them to stay. +700 (JUMP TO 5)
  2. Hit on crush. +500 (STAY IN 10)

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