13 Tips for Eating Well in College
Simple nutritional advice for well-meaning students who have neither time nor money, or really anything.…
The TayTweets Debacle: Official Proof of the Internet’s Hopelessness
When Microsoft’s self-learning Twitter account went from sassy to Holocaust-denying in less than 24 hours, the future of AI went back to the drawing board.…
#CollegeHacks: Food Edition
Knowing which vegetables make you fart is half the battle.…
Car Maintenance for College Students Who Don’t Care
There's a right way and a wrong way to take care of your car, and this is somewhere in the middle.…
Donald Trump, Winner of the 2016 Doublespeak Award
Vacillatory on some issues, entrenched on others, Donald Trump's political platform is an enigma.…
A Brief Intoduction to Instagram’s Most Repulsive/Riveting Subcultures
Looking to privately ogle questionable taxidermy and deformed live animals? There's an app for that.…
A Review of J Staxx’s Misogynistic, Milk-Covered Music Video For ‘My Hoverboard’
While homophonically enthusiastic about being 'never bored,' the rapper mentions relatively few activities that can be performed on the hoverboard.…
The NARP Life: A Survival Guide
How to emotionally and physically come to grips with your new life as a Non-Athletic Regular Person (NARP).…
