Molly Burke, University of Texas at Austin, Author at Study Breaks

13 Tips for Eating Well in College

Molly Burke, University of Texas at Austin

Simple nutritional advice for well-meaning students who have neither time nor money, or really anything.…

September 1, 2016

The TayTweets Debacle: Official Proof of the Internet’s Hopelessness

Molly Burke, University of Texas at Austin

When Microsoft’s self-learning Twitter account went from sassy to Holocaust-denying in less than 24 hours, the future of AI went back to the drawing board.…

April 7, 2016

#CollegeHacks: Food Edition

Molly Burke, University of Texas at Austin

Knowing which vegetables make you fart is half the battle.…

March 30, 2016

Car Maintenance for College Students Who Don’t Care

Molly Burke, University of Texas at Austin

There's a right way and a wrong way to take care of your car, and this is somewhere in the middle.…

March 23, 2016

Why Donald Trump Should Win This Year's Doublespeak Award

Donald Trump, Winner of the 2016 Doublespeak Award

Molly Burke, University of Texas at Austin

Vacillatory on some issues, entrenched on others, Donald Trump's political platform is an enigma.…

March 9, 2016

A Brief Intoduction to Instagram’s Most Repulsive/Riveting Subcultures

Molly Burke, University of Texas at Austin

Looking to privately ogle questionable taxidermy and deformed live animals? There's an app for that.…

February 24, 2016

I Bravely Review J Staxx's Misogynistic, Hoverboard-Pimping, Milk-Covered-Money-Eating Music Video "My Hoverboard"

A Review of J Staxx’s Misogynistic, Milk-Covered Music Video For ‘My Hoverboard’

Molly Burke, University of Texas at AustinandGuest Contributor

While homophonically enthusiastic about being 'never bored,' the rapper mentions relatively few activities that can be performed on the hoverboard.…

February 10, 2016

The NARP Life: A Survival Guide

Molly Burke, University of Texas at AustinandGuest Contributor

How to emotionally and physically come to grips with your new life as a Non-Athletic Regular Person (NARP).…

January 7, 2016

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