Finlea Baxter, University of Oklahoma

“The fact remains that I am still a sexual kumquat.”

Finlea Baxter, University of Oklahoma

Consider this a safe space for anyone hurt by Disney’s assault on your childhood memories.

Finlea Baxter, University of Oklahoma

Step one: Pick a topic that you hate.

Finlea Baxter, University of Oklahoma

‘Since people can’t seem to stand being left in suspense, I have spent the majority of my life answering that same dumbass question, ‘What are you?”

Finlea Baxter, University of Oklahoma

“You see, in my haste to try out my newfound freedom, I had forgotten one simple, inescapable fact: I’m lazy as hell.”

Finlea Baxter, University of Oklahoma

One of only two times a semester that we can encourage you to enjoy a Study Break without feeling too self-promotional.

Finlea Baxter, University of Oklahoma

They’re like heroin for your ovaries.

Finlea Baxter, University of Oklahoma and Guest Contributor

Everyone remembers their first time.

Finlea Baxter, University of Oklahoma and Guest Contributor

You’d grown soft over the holidays.

Finlea Baxter, University of Oklahoma and Guest Contributor

“And she wouldn’t stop once she heard the door open. She’d look around and see who was in the bathroom, wave and start up a conversation.”

Finlea Baxter, University of Oklahoma and Guest Contributor

The robot revolution won’t be televised, but will be available for streaming on Netflix.