So. You liked Â him onÂ Even Stevens duringÂ your Disney Channel phase, Transformers was aight with it's explosions and robots and whatever, and though he was kind of a dick when he called out Megan Fox for hooking up with him on set (while she was with that other bro), you gotta admit--hell--if you hooked up with Megan Fox you'd want to publicize that shit on national TV too.
But Shia LeBeouf's latest onscreen appearance is really just...f----n strange.
In fact, it runs the gamut between Â f-----n strange and, like, seriously, what the f--- is happening?! The actor's latest...umm....artistic...foray involves a starring role in a short film set to an instrumental tune by Icelandic band Sigur RosÂ calledÂ Â FjÃ¶gur PÃanÃ³ (which, as far as I can tell, roughly translates to WHO THE HELL SLIPPED HALLUCINOGENS IN MY COFFEE?! ).
The 7-ish minute video, to give you a vague idea, involves the following:
-Kissing dead butterflies
-Magic light-up lollipops that might actually be drugs but I'm not sure
-A car that goes underwater...oh no they're just imagining it because of the lollipops...oh wait they're underwater again...no..yes...huh?
-Some painful-looking skin slicing
-Oh, and full-frontal nudity
Now normally, I'd be totez down for some Shia LaBeouf exposure. Homeboy got hot--ain't nuttin' wrong with that. But really, at this point, hell...I'm just trying not to make Holes jokes.
Watch fo' yourself: