Whitening Strips: Having an amazing smile is a basic human right! Whitening strips are a necessity in living the single lifestyle! Youâ€™re not gonna get any attention from anyone cute or your ex if you have yellow teeth in your Facebook profile picture.
Work Out: â€œGirl look at that body! I work out.â€ Staying in shape is crucial. If youâ€™re gonna be running around San Marcos like a crazy person looking for love, then you have to have good stamina!
Booneâ€™s Farm: Always have your fridge stocked with a bottle(s) of wine or a 12-pack of beer. Part of being single is entertaining guests in hopes that one guest is your soulmate. Even if youâ€™re not entertaining anyone, liquid courage is a must when checking your exâ€™s Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram profile.
Kardashians:Â I live my life vicariously through Kim Kardashian, which is probably why I am still single! The Kardashian clan may be interesting to watch, but donâ€™t trust any of their dating advice; trust mine instead!
Stay Fresh:Â Drink a lot of water and always be prepared to run into your ex. Casual Fridays are not an option when you are single. Steer clear from sweat pants!
I'd like to conclude my blog post with a little optimism. The #1 rule of being single is to never give up hope! Stay excited and stay amazing. If you ever find yourself feeling super sad and lonely, just picture me singing, "A part of your world," and know you're not alone. So that is my single lifestyle rant. Enjoy yourself and donâ€™t do anything that I would do!
(Authors Note: To all my exes, Eat your heart out! I made it in the big leagues--I am now a writer for Study Breaks)