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Posted by admin on Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Everybody wants to be a hero.

But every hero needs a nemesis, and a 56-year-old homeless man found his while he was taking a stroll through a New York public library.

The hobo-vigilante spotted a middle-aged man watching pornography on his computer, and confronted him to tell him to cease his heinous act.

To which the porn-enthusiast responded by picking up his chair and striking the homeless man with it.

But the homeless man had one major lesson to teach our porn-lover: Never bring a chair to a knife fight.

Captain Homeless pulled a knife on the Porno-Perpetrater and stabbed him in the gut.

Luckily for our victim, he will live to watch many more pornos. However, I doubt he tries to get his boob-tube on at the library anytime soon.

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