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ENGAGED: Avril Lavigne and some Nickleback bro

Posted by admin on Thursday, August 23, 2012

Wanna picture they're sex life? Listen to "Animals"

He was a sk8ter boi--

She said, "See ya later, boiiiii"...

And apparently started banging the bro from totez talented band Nickleback!~!~!~!~!~!

Word on the street is that Canadian singers Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger recently  got engaged. The blushing bride apparently met the backbone of Nickelback when they were co-writing a song for Avril's upcoming 5th album. (Note: Avril still makes music?? And when the hell did all those albums come out?) Then the two apparently fell in love or whatever it is the kids are doing these days and homeboy popped the question with a 14-carat diamond. Notttt to shabby.

Now only 2 questions remain:

1. Will Nickleback perform at the reception and, if so, will anyone actually come?

2. Will Chad or Avril wear the tie?

Who knows. It's kind of...."Complicated."

 

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