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500 days of summer- My summer bucket list

Posted by admin on Tuesday, May 8, 2012

For the last couple of weeks, I have been brainstorming ideas on how to pass all these finals without really trying. For the last couple of weeks, I have failed all these finals without really trying. Nonetheless, let’s let bygones be bygones. I am gone with a D, I am DONE, and so are you! (Cue the trumpets.) I made a summer bucket list just in case in the next coming weeks I am too incoherent to remember what I really want to do, and just in case you have no summer plans, well, I can be your muse. Enjoy!

  1. Test other people's limits.
  2. Experience the pain of a brain freeze from drinking too many Pina Coladas.
  3. Meet Blue Ivy.
  4. Pay back all my debt to my dad.
  5. Ask my dad for July rent money.
  6. Go to a wine vineyard wearing heart-shaped sunglasses.
  7. Make my very own beer titled “Jon’s Joose.â€
  8. Learn a foreign language, or just something Spanish 1 and 2 didn’t teach me.
  9. Fiesta. Party. Fiesta.
  10. Jump in the water at the beach and tell someone, “Say I’m a bird.â€
  11. Throw a pool party and pretend I am on The Hills.
  12. Go on a double date with Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
  13. Get my 13th tattoo of “13†on Friday, July 13th.
  14. Legalize gay marriage.
  15. Get married, just to say I did it.
  16. Plant a sunflower.
  17. Learn the real reason Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake broke up.
  18. Get tan lines in inappropriate places.
  19. Fall in love with as many things as possible.
  20. Make a summer bucket list.

Congratulations Study Breakers! Spring semester in finished! Whether you passed Statistics or not, I am still proud of you, and you deserve a beer, or two, or five. Have a great and safe summer! Don’t do anything that I would do. Mazel Tov!

Also check out: 26 Things I’d rather be doing than studying

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